Let's just stick to the facts today people. No beating around the bush. Just spit it out. Let's just say what we mean and mean what we say..... There don't you feel better? That's what I thought. Head on over to MckMama's and put it out there for the world to see. Ok, maybe not the world, but you get my point.**********************************************************
I didn't wear my gym clothes to work, with every intention of running 5 miles, and end up changing in the bathroom after I sat at my desk for 45 minutes cause I wasn't feelin' it. I never do that (no really, I don't)!
The other morning at breakfast, I did not absentmindedly pour cream on my half eaten pancakes, instead of syrup. Hypothetically, if something like this did happen, it would have been because the syrup and the cream were in the exact same cutesy little decanter and not because I don't pay attention!
I am not so used to having a toddler in the car at all times that I said, "Oh, big truck" and even pointed to it, AFTER I had dropped Natey off at daycare. I do not talk to myself. I did not laugh hysterically at my own expense when I realized I was alone in the car. Nope, not me!
I did not almost drop Natey off of my shoulders while trying to get the keys from my hubby in the store. I didn't freak out on him and tell him it would have been his fault, if Nate had, in fact, fallen off. I always take responsibility for my actions!!
What did you "not" do this week??
They make me laugh. They make me cry. They aren't perfect, but they're all mine!
15 happy thoughts:
HA!! I always talk to the boys in the car...whether they are there or not!!
It freaks me out if I look over my shoulder and see an empty car seat! She's there almost always when I drive, and when I look back and see it empty, it feels too wierd.
And I did NOT try to rub soap onto my face like it was my mosturizer the other morning.
Now those are great! I must say the talking in the car alone is so me!
Kam,
Hilarious as always. Maybe you just need some sleep. Tell hubbs I said he needs to watch lil bit while you get a nap!
Love and Prayers,
Tim
LOL, I have talked to an empty car before, as well.
You mean they can't hear us if they'r enot with us? Huh.
I find myself still belting out the High School musical songs on the CD after I have dropped the kids off at school too and I think..."why am I still listening and singing this?" LOL
Just proves what good parents we are...well atleast that's what I tell myself. LOL
"Big Truck" is HILARIOUS!!! Priceless. Totally something I would do!
Well what a sad shame that those pancakes went to waste!!! I am sure that cream and syrup taste the same don't they?
Would've been fun to see you talking to yourself.
Would've been fun to see you talking to yourself.
I had to laugh at the "BIG truck" one. It is right up there with swaying back and forth even when you aren't holding baby.
Great list!
Love what you did NOT do, especially the big truck comment. I do that sometimes. Love the new profile pic, handsome hubs!
LMBO at talking to the kids in the car when they aren't there! Ha, Ha - still laughing! I find myself saying "Excuse us" at the store when I'm by myself. People must think I'm completely crazy! LOL!
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