- You have really ballooned in the last few weeks.
- Are you having twins? No? Are you sure?
- You not going to eat, drink, touch, or look at (fill in the blank), are you?
- How far along are you? Oh, you look MUCH bigger than that.
- How does the other person feel about that? (A very strange convo Amber had with a teenager about her baby name choice)
- Are you going to breastfeed? (Asked by a complete stranger)
- Was it planned?
- Shouldn't you see a "real doctor"? (Referring to my choice to go with a midwife)
- What's wrong with your face? (It's called breaking out...it goes away...)
- You just keep getting bigger and bigger. (Really? Is that how this works??)
One last thing.
If you don't ask first.....
A word of advice,
"You look wonderful"