...that I forgot to eat breakfast before I left the house.
...I had to put on makeup so I didn't look like the mugshot version of me at work.
...I put on white socks but am wearing black shoes.
...that I went to the wrong bank to deposit my hubby's business check and by the time I realized it, I was stuck in the drive thru teller line and had to wait for the person in front of me to finish so I could drive through.
...that when the announcer on the radio said, "The situation in Egypt", I thought he was talking about the loser from Jersey Shore.
...I may fall asleep in
UPDATED to add something I just discovered.....
....I put my underwear on inside out.
Kids who wake up 4 times on Sunday night proceeded by the craptastic day that Monday already is suck. Thankyouverymuch!