Monday, January 31, 2011

I'm so tired...

...that I hit the snooze button 3 times before I could even fathom opening one eye this morning.

...that I forgot to eat breakfast before I left the house.

...I had to put on makeup so I didn't look like the mugshot version of me at work.

...I put on white socks but am wearing black shoes.

...that I went to the wrong bank to deposit my hubby's business check and by the time I realized it, I was stuck in the drive thru teller line and had to wait for the person in front of me to finish so I could drive through.

...that when the announcer on the radio said, "The situation in Egypt", I thought he was talking about the loser from Jersey Shore.

...I may fall asleep in all one of my 5 meetings today.

UPDATED to add something I just discovered.....

....I put my underwear on inside out.

Kids who wake up 4 times on Sunday night proceeded by the craptastic day that Monday already is suck. Thankyouverymuch!

11 comments:

  1. Hope you make it thru Monday! I couldn't get up either. I think this Winter is sucking out the energy from all of us.

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  2. Oh no! Well, let's hope the rest of the day gets much better for you! :o)

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  3. As excited as I am to return to work I am dreading the early morning rush to get us all out of the house. I have a feeling I will be a zombie the first few weeks!! (and what's with all the meetings...that's ridiculous!!)

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  4. Oh my. I am totally giggling, but only in that "I know exactly how you feel because I think we may be sharing a life moment" way. That's totally me today. So sorry - hope you are able to get some sleep tonight.

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  5. Craptastic is the perfect adjective to describe my day!! Ugh. Luckily, to make things a little nicer for Mama, I did just get a nap. Uh-oh - hear the little one now...

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  6. Oh dear. That is pretty bad. (I mean, for a normal person. That is pretty much my regular day.) I've done the underwear insdie out thing too, and? The best one? When I put them on sideways. Dont ask.
    Tomorrow? It'll go so smooth!

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  7. At least they weren't backwards!!!
    Craptastice...I love it!

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  8. I am just wincing in empathy - I am so sorry!

    I've had days like those... and hope your week goes much better!

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  9. Hope your day got better. Have to say though, your rundown of the day cracked me up :)

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What you talkin' bout Willis??